Nobody really knows who Eddy Dragonetti is, whether that's his real name, or even if his face somehow peels off to reveal an entirely different person, but what we do know is this: 29 years ago, Chester P. Aacorn, while hunting tropical birds in the great north woods, came upon a foundling nestled comfortably in the lap of a hibernating black bear. Retrieving a sack of aacorns, he carefully made the switch, stealing away with babe in arms. Forced to nurse the child himself until a proper wet nurse could be found, Chester was left permanently scarred from the babe's one sharp tooth. Ouch! After leaving the child with a bearded lady, Aacorn swore to return one day and take the grown man on safari, and...I just realized I know quite a bit about Eddy's upbringing. Oh well! Just know he plays the bass and sings a wonderful harmony. That's all that matters anyway.