A Letter from Mister Aacorn:

As manager and controller of Swingin' Amiss, I can honestly say that there hasn't been a band like this, well, for a really long time. These guys fit in just about anywhere. Being adaptable has its benefits, you know. Yep, Portland's favorite opening band, that's what I call 'em. Every now and then I have to whip 'em into shape when the love handles of debauchery begin to protrude from under their linen shirts, but that's nothing a little strict diet of bean sprouts and powdered water can't fix. Some call me a tyrant, but I call myself a TRY-ant because I'm always trying. Get it? Remember folks, Portland's favorite opening band! Get it while the getting's good.

Chester P. Aacorn, Manager, Esq.